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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Funny!

funny pacifier

Drinking Pee

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Youtube Craziness Day - World Of Warcraft Freak Out

Today I'm going to show you the most unreal video of someone who got their "World Of Warcraft" video game subscription canceled.


Sunday, November 23, 2008

Picture Day

RANDOM PICTURES!~

funny website


big guy

funny kid

random

funny soccor pic

very funny picture

funny dog picture

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Music Saturday

Lots of random songs, Enjoy.


Metallica - The Day that Never Comes


Metallica - One


New guns and roses song with Buckethead


Slayer - Raining Blood


Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction


Rob Zombie - Dragula


Black Sabbath - Lord of This World


Buckethead - Soothsayer


Cannibal Corpse - Frantic Disembowelment Cover


A song for Richard


Sepultura - Orgasmatron

Friday, November 21, 2008

Comics

Its harder to find good comics than you'd think, well here we go with comic day. Hope you enjoy.


The Day After Wii Came Out
wii comic










LOL
funny trick


herpes comic

fish comic

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Blogger Day

Its blogger day again! going to do my next lesson about blogger. Teaching you how to add a META tag!


Well first of all go to your blogger dashboard, select your blog, then go to layout and then EDIT HTML. near the top you should have a thing that sais ( [/head ). instead of [ its < though.

Find that and place this code underneath it, But make sure you replace it to what your blog is about not mine.


how to meta tag

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Games Day

Games day again, I'm going to talk about the 2 recent games I've been playing.

Crysis and Counter-Strike-Source


Crysis has been voted the number 1 best graphic game in the world, I myself have beaten it and I agree. The single player was very fun, it was difficult and I found a few glitches but the graphics made up for it.

I played on max graphics and you need a really good computer to do so.

The online gameplay isn't very fun but worth playing it for the single player.

Crysis


cool game

Counter-Strike-Source

Counterstrike is also very fun, the graphics aren't as good as Crysis but it's more of a multiplayer game.

The bad thing about this game is that there is no single player, it is just a game you fight each other in.

It is a great fps and would recommend it to anyone.

CSS

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Games Day

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Recipe Day

It's Recipe Day again, as you can see it's the most abnormal post on this site.
But who cares, its food and its good.

Lasagna
Lasagna














INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)

* 1 pound sweet Italian sausage
* 3/4 pound lean ground beef
* 1/2 cup minced onion
* 2 cloves garlic, crushed
* 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
* 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
* 2 (6.5 ounce) cans canned tomato sauce
* 1/2 cup water
* 2 tablespoons white sugar
* 1 1/2 teaspoons dried basil leaves
* 1/2 teaspoon fennel seeds
* 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
* 1 tablespoon salt
* 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
* 4 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
* 12 lasagna noodles
* 16 ounces ricotta cheese
* 1 egg
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 3/4 pound mozzarella cheese, sliced
* 3/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese


DIRECTIONS

1. In a Dutch oven, cook sausage, ground beef, onion, and garlic over medium heat until well browned. Stir in crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, tomato sauce, and water. Season with sugar, basil, fennel seeds, Italian seasoning, 1 tablespoon salt, pepper, and 2 tablespoons parsley. Simmer, covered, for about 1 1/2 hours, stirring occasionally.
2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook lasagna noodles in boiling water for 8 to 10 minutes. Drain noodles, and rinse with cold water. In a mixing bowl, combine ricotta cheese with egg, remaining parsley, and 1/2 teaspoon salt.
3. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
4. To assemble, spread 1 1/2 cups of meat sauce in the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish. Arrange 6 noodles lengthwise over meat sauce. Spread with one half of the ricotta cheese mixture. Top with a third of mozzarella cheese slices. Spoon 1 1/2 cups meat sauce over mozzarella, and sprinkle with 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese. Repeat layers, and top with remaining mozzarella and Parmesan cheese. Cover with foil: to prevent sticking, either spray foil with cooking spray, or make sure the foil does not touch the cheese.
5. Bake in preheated oven for 25 minutes. Remove foil, and bake an additional 25 minutes. Cool for 15 minutes before serving.

Clone of a Cinnabon

cinnabon














* 1 cup warm milk (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
* 2 eggs, room temperature
* 1/3 cup margarine, melted
* 4 1/2 cups bread flour
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 cup white sugar
* 2 1/2 teaspoons bread machine yeast
*
* 1 cup brown sugar, packed
* 2 1/2 tablespoons ground cinnamon
* 1/3 cup butter, softened
*
* 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
* 1/4 cup butter, softened
* 1 1/2 cups confectioners' sugar
* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 1/8 teaspoon salt

DIRECTIONS

1. Place ingredients in the pan of the bread machine in the order recommended by the manufacturer. Select dough cycle; press Start.
2. After the dough has doubled in size turn it out onto a lightly floured surface, cover and let rest for 10 minutes. In a small bowl, combine brown sugar and cinnamon.
3. Roll dough into a 16x21 inch rectangle. Spread dough with 1/3 cup butter and sprinkle evenly with sugar/cinnamon mixture. Roll up dough and cut into 12 rolls. Place rolls in a lightly greased 9x13 inch baking pan. Cover and let rise until nearly doubled, about 30 minutes. Meanwhile, preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
4. Bake rolls in preheated oven until golden brown, about 15 minutes. While rolls are baking, beat together cream cheese, 1/4 cup butter, confectioners' sugar, vanilla extract and salt. Spread frosting on warm rolls before serving.

Carrot Cake
Carrot Cake













  • 4 eggs
  • 1 1/4 cups vegetable oil
  • 2 cups white sugar
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking soda
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 3 cups grated carrots
  • 1 cup chopped pecans

  • 1/2 cup butter, softened
  • 8 ounces cream cheese, softened
  • 4 cups confectioners' sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 cup chopped pecans
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x13 inch pan.
  2. In a large bowl, beat together eggs, oil, white sugar and 2 teaspoons vanilla. Mix in flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt and cinnamon. Stir in carrots. Fold in pecans. Pour into prepared pan.
  3. Bake in the preheated oven for 40 to 50 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Let cool in pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack and cool completely.
  4. To Make Frosting: In a medium bowl, combine butter, cream cheese, confectioners' sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Beat until the mixture is smooth and creamy. Stir in chopped pecans. Frost the cooled cake.


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Recipe Day

Monday, November 17, 2008

More Upcoming Movies

Today is movies day and I'd like to post more upcoming movies.
hope you enjoy.


2012 Trailer

This movie is a still teaser about the 2012 doomsday prediction




2012





















Terminator Salvation teaser



Terminator 4

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Movie Day

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Pictures Day

More funny pictures:)

Do I have to brush my teeth?
gross teeth
















What size bra does she need? Grocery bags
big bra













Monkey Man
Monkey Man


















Pedicure Please
gross foot













The Perfect Shot
amazing photo











Funny
cool picture













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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Music

Music day, I dedicate it to the band KoRn.

Enough about the name though, here's some music





Korn Picture

Korn the band







To see my previous music day post, navigate to the right or go to
Buckethead Day

Friday, November 14, 2008

Funny Comics

Today is Comics day, I'd like to start the first day off with funny ones. ENJOY

funny comic

racist comic

gross comic

south park comic

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Blogger Day

Today I'm going to teach you tricks to blogging. Using the blogs to make money, it doesn't always work. First you need a niche and that's the most important part.

If your reading this then clearly my niche has at least a little bit of success.
my first Thursday lesson is getting started with blogger.

Before you get started with blogger I'd say take a few days, or weeks to sit down and think really hard about what you want to blog about. It should interest you and you should have enough to type about for at least 30 pages/posts.

While you do that you need to sign up for Google ad sense. It lets you post peoples ad's and you make money when people click on them. It takes a few days to get it set up though. I believe once your signed up you can use the same sign up from Adsense to use it as your Blogspot ID.



cool review

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Games Day

Today is games day, this being the first games day, I'm going to talk about some games out there. Mainly MMORPG's. My favorite game of all time has to be the game Dark age of Camelot. The game is setup to be the best pvp game that's out there. Recently it's population has gone down, making it hard to stick to the awesome game.

The new server called origins is coming out, it's a server that uses no expansions.


Dark age of Camelot





Next on the games that I favor is Everquest 1/2. Everquest 1 for PVE and everquest 2 for PVP. These two games have both been a lot of fun and they are something to look in to. Everquest 2 being one of the, if not the best graphic MMORPG I've seen.

Everquest 2 gameplay


The third and final for the day is the World of Warcraft.

World of Warcraft is the most popular MMORPG currently out there. It's population is what makes it a great game, yet has some things it needs work on.

There is a program called MMO glider that can level you up completely with you not even at the computer. After trying this program it ruined the game for me completely.

Although it is kind of fun, and the game play isn't to bad, the pvp isn't even close to how good Dark Age of Camelot is.

The main reason in my opinion to why Dark age of Camelot's population is low is because the PVE is one of the worst.

World of Warcraft:

World of Warcraft swords





Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Random Recipes

Today is random recipes day: I'm going to list some alcoholic treats, and my favorite non alcoholic drink.

Pina Colada Recipe

Pina colada Recipe

-2 cups fresh or canned pineapple juice
-
3/4 cup cream of coconut, such as Coco Lopez
-
1 cup light rum
-
3 cups crushed ice
-4 fresh pineapple spears, for garnish





Mojito Recipe

Mojito Recipe
-3 fresh mint sprigs -2 tsp sugar -3 tbsp fresh lime juice -1 1/2 oz light rum
- Club Soda







Margarita Recipe
Margarita Recipe


-1 1/2 oz tequila
-1/2 oz premium triple sec

-1 oz lime juice







Bellini Recipe
Bellini Recipe

-2 oz peach nectar
-1 tsp fresh lemon juice
-1 oz peach schnapps
-3 oz chilled, dry champagne
-1/2 cup crushed ice




Non Alcoholic Drink - Iced Coffee

iced coffee recipe
-1 tbsp instant coffee
-1 tbsp chocolate syrup
-1 scoop of ice cream (any flavor)
-fill the glass with milk, and freeze for 1-2 hours





Monday, November 10, 2008

Upcoming Movies

This is Movie Monday and I'm going to post some upcoming movie's!

To start off is the movie "Twilight." "Girl moves to forks, washington to live with her dad, meets Edward Cullen(vampire) falls in love with him.
Twilight the movie







Our next movie is "Boy in the Striped Pajamas"
This is a movie about the WWII Holocaust. "8-year-old Germany boy named Bruno (Asa Butterfield) who is brought to the countryside by his Nazi officer father (David Thewlis) and whose only friend his own age to play with is a boy named Schmuel who lives on the opposite side of the fence in a mysterious "farm." (comingsoon.net)
Boy in striped Pajama's






Our next and final movie for the day is "Gardens of the Night". "he film tells the story of Leslie (Ryan Simpkins), an innocent 8-year-old girl abducted by two men, played by Tom Arnold and Kevin Zeggers (Transamerica) and inducted into a child pornography ring, who ten years later (played then by Gillian Jacobs) is living on the street with her friend Donnie (Evan Ross) who went through the ordeal with her, and they're trying to make ends meets by offering sex for money until she arrives at an epiphany." (comingsoon.net)









Sunday, November 9, 2008

Funny Pictures

Today is funny pictures Saturday, I will be posting hilarious, stupid, and amazing photo's.

I hope you enjoy them.
Please just click them to get a better view :)funny kidweird tornadoCrazy lady vs a tornadocrazy haircutdog outfitcrazy car crashsloth





Saturday, November 8, 2008

BUCKETHEAD

Buckethead
Buckethead's coop-

This is MUSIC SATURDAY and i devote it to buckethead
Fellow Buckethead's










Hello, this is LIVE Music saturday. I devote this day to Buckethead. One of the most amazing guitarists in the world since hendrix.


Buckethead's Guitar















Buckethead's coop


Buckethead is the masked, KFC bucket wearing person that stuns people. He toured the world with Praxis and GR2, and made many movie soundtrack/score. No one knows who this man is!


We know that he was apparently raised in a chicken coop. He is a very private person and talks only through his puppet chicken nugget. He would just like his fans to enjoy his music, his art, and his playing styles.

He has inspiration from movies, artists, and has a strange fixation on Disney. He wants to create his own theme park.

Other places for buckethead!

Geocities
rollingstone magazine
Buckethead radio





cool


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